Where One Goes

• You will never play professional basketball
• You swear very well
• At least one of your cousins holds political office
• You think you sing very well
• You have no idea how to make a long story short
• You are very good at playing a lot of very bad golf
• There isn’t a huge difference between losing your temper and killing someone
• Much of your food was boiled
• You have never hit your head on the ceiling
• You spent a good portion of your childhood kneeling
• You’re strangely poetic after a few beers
• You’re poetic a lot
• You will be punched for no good reason… Some punches directed at you are legacies from past generations
• Your sister will punch you because your brother punched her
• Many of your sisters are named Catherine, Elizabeth or Mary… and one is named Mary Catherine Elizabeth
• Someone in your family is incredibly cheap It is more than likely you
• You don’t know the words but that doesn’t stop you from singing
• You can’t wait for the other guy to stop talking so you can start talking “Irish Stew” is the euphemism for “boiled leftovers from the fridge”
• You’re not nearly as funny as you think you are, but what you lack in talent, you make up for in frequency
• There wasn’t a huge difference between your last wake and your last kegger party
• You are, or know someone, named “Murph” If you don’t know Murph, then you know a “Mac” or a “Mc”
• If you don’t know Murph, Mac or Mc, then you know “Sully”
• You’ll probably also know Sully McMurphy

~Wish I was back here with these cool peeps~

HAPPY ST. PADDY’S DAY EVERYONE!